Liberals Anonymous- the 12 step plan

1. We admitted we were powerless over Liberalism—that our lives had become miserable and dependant.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of our interpretation of "God" as we understood Him/Her.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to ourselves, and to another human beings the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to remove all these defects of character, such as demonizing George Bush or supporting murderers like Ted Kennedy.
7. Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings and help us become streetsmart to the ways of the real world.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all, including all Vietnam Veterans, Military personnel, 9/11 victims, laid-off union workers, taxpayers, etc.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. (i.e. Do it on your own)
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with ourselves, we have become fulfilled, productive and moral people.
12. Having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to liberals, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

*-Adopted from the original "Twelve Steps" as published by Alcoholics Anonymous. Proven to work.